Short Longboard

What if the design aspects of 1968 ¾ design arch so obscure and underground it makes the hull guys gush combined with a 1981 surfing reality, the need of 60s surfer who kicked out of surfing in the 70s due to life circumstances and/or limitations of the shortboard revisited the ocean circa 1981 when surfboard blanks over 9’0” was not to be found? The SHort LONGboard.. Foiled very sexy in the nose and tail, with a hump in the middle for paddling, the SHort LONGboard redefines the common nomenclature “midlength”, as it's more like a “funshape” as it’s so fun to hop on (and no way resembles the design popularized by Phil Becker in the late 80s). All sizes come the same. No need to geek out on dimensions–just know a SHort LONGboard works and you're part of an exclusive society who pays no mind to such hang-ups of the younger crowd. Only one size 8’4” in two thicknesses